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Nickname: Bullshit, Skillet
Birthday: October 27
Time Zone: Eastern
What time and date is it there: September 1st, 3:38PM
Average hours of sleep I get each night: about 4-8 maybe
OTPs: I’m not even sure my mind is blank
The last thing I Googled was: “Peter Parker Spider-Man “
My most used phrase(s): I’ll kill u, omg, dude, what, why, fuck me
First word that comes to mind: lobster
What I last said to a family member: “I love you thank you for picking me up”
One place that makes me happy & why: my hometown 200 miles away because family and really country and that’s my people
How many blankets I sleep under: one
Favourite beverage: sweet tea omfg
The last movie I watched in the cinema: I don’t even remember omg
Three things I can’t live without: friend, music, tampons praise god for tampons
Something I plan on learning: banjo
A piece of advice for all your followers: “Decide what to be, and go be it!”
You all have to listen to this song: The Offering by The Avett Brothers
ewbrccke fuck youill-be-your-penguin I read it in your voice
I can’t wait until I have enough money to get a tattoo on the front of my thigh because then I’ll be able to take pictures of it in the bathtub and start drinking tea and date a boring guy with a big beard who loves seven inch records and ignores my needs.
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
so i recently bought the new issue of cosmopolitan right and while i was casually reading i came across something familiar
it surprised me
the picture was so small i almost didn’t recognize it
BUT THEN IT HIT ME
THE MEN OF TUMBLR ARE IN COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE
OH MY GOSH
THAT’S a fail? No that is gold.
IM IN COSMOPOLITIAN????
That’s a fucking win