We're not of that world at all

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.


unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: bauks)


f0rm4l:

indiedrone:

fullblownpanic:

americanhorrorstoryforreal:

fiona-supreme-of-my-heart:

fullblownpanic:

indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian


same

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

This got better

crystallized-teardrops:

what do kids even watch on tv now since theres no hannah montana or lizzie mcguire or fresh prince or suite life of zac and cody???^#$?????11!?!?


  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

awwww-cute:

Toothless seemed an appropriate name for this little dude

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.


gnarly:

Q is just an O with a Boner


johnegbertt:

are we gonNA MAKE OUT OR WHAT PUNK????? ARE YOU TOO CHICKEN BC THat’s okay if u don’t wanna I’ll make u some mac n cheese and put on a movie instead ok i love you


robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd


portablemiah:

welcome to america